James: can you pass me the orange juice?
Rebecca: no because you're a potato.
Carlos: Dame el jugo, por favor.
Stephanie: yikes not you speaking potato
Rebecca: no because you're a potato.
Carlos: Dame el jugo, por favor.
Stephanie: yikes not you speaking potato
by Zabej February 27, 2023

1. A phone, computer, or other electronic device which has such a level of inferiority so as to inflict rage upon the user and/or content viewer
2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect
2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect
1. This computer is such a potato! It won't even load Word right!
2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.
2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.
by Anti-Antidote October 20, 2016

by billy bob apple June 16, 2022

Bob: hey my friend look it’s a potato
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*
by Potato Worshiper August 3, 2020

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.
by glenglish May 19, 2017

Someone who is not very comfortable with interacting with people. However, they are often very nice and once you get to know them, you know they’re a friend for life
“Why is that girl so quiet and weird?”
“She’s not weird, she’s a potato, don’t you ever say that about my potato-friend again.”
“She’s not weird, she’s a potato, don’t you ever say that about my potato-friend again.”
by Seilenna August 1, 2019
