take a biscuit

Becoming a slang phrase for “take a shit” in South Africa.
I’m going to take a biscuit
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Take a Kirby

Patrick proceeded to take a Kirby before his date.
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Take a Kirby

Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.
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Take out the spring.

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.
"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"
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Big Take

Go and get some Big Take
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Take a number 3

To masturabate, jerkoff, or rub one out. The action of releasing a load of nut juice.
Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.

A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut
by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022
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