Soapy Hand Slap

The Soapy Hand Slap is a sexual act. The way it works is a male ejaculates into his hand, works the spunk into a bit of a lather, then slaps his sexual partner in the face with his now jizz-lathered hand.

Guy : Ugghhhhhnnnnnnnnnn....uhhh....nnnnnnnnn....ah. Ahh. Ah-ah-oh-uhhhhhnnnn. (heavy breathing ensues)

Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.

Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)

Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?

Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).

Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.

by blackholepcs July 11, 2009

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slap jawed faggot

Any beeatch who cannot hang with Jesse the Body and pack a fat wad of Redman in his cheek knowing that in so doing he automatically exalts himself as a sexual tyranosaurus.

Yer all a bunch of Slap Jawed Faggots! This stuff will make a sexual tyranosaurus out of ya, like me! :)

by chaos reigns June 21, 2006

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wet fish slap

when a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his bitch in the face, in which cum is spread about her face.

gf: dirty bastard u slapped me and my face has ur
bf: really, i just gave u a wet fish slap
gf: wah??
bf: figure it out urself

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 18, 2009

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e-bitch slap

Much like its real world counterpart (bitch slap) an e-bitch slap is a verbal slap with forewarning in response to something stated over the internet - usually something dumb. Its goal is to leave the stupid person/troll speechless and hopefully deter them from further shenanigans.

"I swear to all that is holy. I will e-bitch slap the first person to flame this post so hard!"

by epyonnxt May 08, 2005

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