Salty Cellarius

It all stated because he couldent sit in a FUCKING SEAT. And he has a small penis (Im not gay)

Salty Cellarius Is a fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019

Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above

I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man

by RJS848 May 14, 2019

Salty

When you are upset/just can't deal with people's shit.

That man is just done with people, he's so salty.

by Senpai Branden May 21, 2019

salty gogurt

noun. Literally just ketchup packets. Preferably from In-n-Out.

“What did you have for breakfast?”
“I was running late so I just grabbed a couple salty gogurts”

by saltygogurtTM May 23, 2019

Salty Kitty

Large Spanish Asian male doing it on a cat

I was salty kitty all over my cat last night

by YEETER OF WHEAT May 24, 2019

Saltsburg

A small town in Pennsylvania. The only place where vaping and accidentally kissing your cousin is cool. Small school, where you’re only known if you have a good family name. Probably one of the most dirt ridden and shitty places known to mankind.

Person 1: “Saltsburg, that place still exists?” Person 2: “Yeah you can tell because of the reeling smell of body odor that radiates that place.”

by 66996969696969969696 June 7, 2019

Salty

To be mad, angry, or upset and jealous at the same time.

Why are you so salty?

by n00bm45t3r69 June 8, 2019