Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants

"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".

by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013

no-pants man

what dream calls badboyhalo in “Minecraft Speedrunner VS 4 Hunters” when he says he doesn’t have pants

“C’MERE NO-PANTS MAN”

by cloud.gnf February 4, 2022

Pants

God's way of giving each one of us a hug... On our bottom halves.

Jesus wore blue jeans. Those were some nice pants.

by MypantsRmypants January 16, 2022

Crusty pants

When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants

Mommmm I have crusty pants again

by OrangeTS May 29, 2019

ghost pants

the feeling of a phone vibrating in your pocket when it either did not vibrate or your phone is not in your pocket.

Guys I have ghost pants again.

by bobertingham October 21, 2015

poop someone's pants

To poop someone's pants means to beat them up.

We're gonna poop someone's pants tonight!

by epicman87 November 28, 2024

pants batter

Another example of smeg. The,usually whiteish, residue in the crotch area of women's knickers. Can be glaringly obvious when dry with black knickers.

' my knickers are crusty with pants batter'
' I was so horny last night I can scrape my pants batter off and make porridge' yum

by In A Rut April 26, 2024