the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.

"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."

by TheSpizzleWizard December 06, 2021

mashed potato ice cream cone effect

The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar

I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect

by cranioDan11 May 02, 2021

Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

canned potato homie

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you

She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.

by Quiefmister January 21, 2018

Sofa potato

Somebody who sits on the sofa all day and doesnt socialise

Theo is a sofa potato he doesnt do anything.

by Apache atack helicopter October 18, 2022

neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.

Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.

by Dontwannasausbrjcub April 19, 2016

Potato Puss

I don't believe in SCOTUS. I have a SCROTUS!

"I don't believe in POTUS. I believe in POTATO PUSS and that's about it!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 08, 2023