Poo pancake

When you poop in someone’s pillow case so when they lay down it fattens like a pancake.

He was really being a dick today so I gave him a poo pancake.

by Wheresmydad23 July 18, 2024

Poo Pourri

Poo Pourri is the before you go to toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing odours at the source, and, save relationships.

When your little astronauts splash down and make contact with the film, they release Poo Pourri's pleasant aromas, so all those around you can smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils. Yes, it is a real product, and yes, it really works

by Dangly dongolies April 19, 2019

Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018

pebble poo

pebble poo is when you have tiny rabbit poo that takes way too much time for such a disappointing poo leaving you feeling you more disappointing than your father usually results in a ghost wipe.

Sorry I was gone for so long I took the most disappointing pebble poo.

by noah cucullu linden January 18, 2022

tinky poo poo

When your dog has to go outside and relieve itself. This refers to the dog having to both urinate and move it’s bowels .

“Do you have to make a “tinky poo poo?”

by October 25, 2020

Poo butler

A product created by a Florida man for dog owners to carry dog waste, hands free, while walking their pooch. There's a website, YouTube video and everything.

My dog dropped a turdzilla on his walk, but thanks to Poo Butler I could still walk hands free.

by LM2016 March 11, 2016

the poo snatchers

a group of people that steal poop straight from the asshole. you can identify them by the shit around their mouths.

Sanjay: "watch out for the poo snatchers!"
John: "my shit!"

by Dante the cock burglar April 27, 2021