go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

li play

females makin themself cum to release stress , gts , or be happy

bae i’m having a li play right now i’ll text you when i’m done

by bigdickwilly12 June 21, 2021

Double Play

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.

Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.

by datguy5924 December 19, 2017

Pungent play-doh

The aged layer of from-unda-cheese that you just can't wait until later to play with

Barry was at his desk scaping off his pungent Play-Doh for everyone to smell and enjoy.

by Logreen August 4, 2025

Google Play

aka Google Pause
Always delay updates

Google Play delays updates again

by Lily Pig September 18, 2023

Playing with his Puppy

Puppy, also known as a penis.

Can be used with words: your, my, his, her, their.

Dad where is Timmy?

I don’t know probably upstairs playing with his puppy.

by ThePuppyBeatingMachine May 4, 2022

Play Ball

Playing Ball is like shooting with some one.

Yo nigga you talking shit you wanna play ball.

by thinking about life May 31, 2025