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Shit Nuked

when you destroy your pants when you shart or shit your pants and it completely ceeps through your clothing.
dude checked out that guy over by the drinking fountain he Shit Nuked his pants hahaha.
by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013
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little shit

what you say when a little kid talks shit
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Thanks Shitting

The act of taking an enormous shit the day after thanksgiving.
Wow tomorrow is going to be a great Thanks Shitting
by Dick loads of ass December 3, 2010
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Lambrini Shits

The morning after effects of consuming 3 bottles of this fine vintage to aid inebriation before going on a night out.
"Drinking that Lambrini last night ran right through me, I've woken up with Lambrini shits"
by Gooner god January 23, 2012
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pit shit

Defined as:
a long duration trip, when a huge cunting buildup of feces blocks the anal pathway, preventing the trucker on continuing his long distance trip. Without leaving the car, at a pit stop the trucker sticks his grotty ass cheeks out the door, taking a massive shit and continues without wiping.
Me and benny went drove in the ol scania, and as i was diggin in to the zinger box, i notice a rank reeking smell. In my peripheral vision i observed the mad cunt, as he unhitches the fat slugish diabolical load of feces. By the time it slipped out of his anuscrack, his johnsons where back on, and we were zinging on cunt. Cant believe he just pit shit.

Greg wondered if the large turd on the side of the highway, pit shit out by a trucker, was going to be utilized later that night with his misso, the ol alabama hotpocket way.
by Mong off February 22, 2022
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shit sakes

totally overwhelmed by nonsensical random events or situations.
For shit sakes, I need to replace the clutch because my paid warranty refuses to cover parts and labor.
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shit fork

An advanced technique of unclogging a giant turd. Typically wielded by a man of high intelligence visiting a foreign country. A confident man doesn’t hesitate at a toilet clog, instead he grabs a a fork and says bitch get this now.

He takes the fork and begins aggressively rotating, almost as if he was making a milkshake. This breaks up the turd and allows it to be flushed after the 9th attempt.
I use the shit fork when I’ve clogged the toilet.
by Julesfools December 29, 2019
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