Noob-J

a beginner DJ that has not yet had enough experience to be called a proper DJ, and thus, is referred to as a Noob-J by other experienced DJ's.

guy 1: That guy's mix was pretty sweet!

DJ: Yeah, but he's only been mixing for a couple weeks, he's just a Noob-J.

by stratos March 27, 2012

pre-j

A blowjob prior to going out with a group of friends, usually after a few rounds of shots.

"We were in Matt's room and she took me upstairs for a little pre-j action."

by Sir Chodesworth April 12, 2012

J-Bones

noun. When one is at the state of going so in he/she posseses a jello like quality of bones.

Guys did you see how big mac was J-Bones last night after going red.

by SeasideCircus June 12, 2012

hoofy j's

hand jobs from a very repulsive, male or female. As if they were a pig like animal

Ally regrets getting plenty of hoofy j's from that nasty pig lavie

by spawnfreak23 June 20, 2012

j

to punch another individual with great force

"Don't mess with me or I'll j you in the face!"

by dO THE LANCER rumble November 29, 2011

J. Foxing

v. - The act of having the shakes.

Peter: Oh man, I am so thirsty. Look at my hand shaking.
Mike: Try to stop J. Foxing you are spilling the drink everywhere.

by Obi Wan Ko T March 17, 2011

J. Millz

Someone who likes to sing fun songs with his awesomely awesome best friend and domestic partner for life. He's good at puns and rhyming but seems to dislike cyborgs. He has a fluffy dog and is a Skyping fiend. He also runs into things with his car, and when it's fixed he has to take his bestest friend forever to the candy store. He's in love with his domestic partner and thinks she's the coolest person in the world. <333333

J. Millz is a pimp.

by cyborg4lyfe August 24, 2011