cock down to his knees, thick af, has 7 and a half girlfriends, got touched by the mighty father murray, irish with massive balls
by urma1234 October 16, 2019
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He is insecure, full of doubts, clumsy, and a dummy, but a dummy with the best intentions; our dummy.
Needless to say, he tends to throw several canes at each harbour, since he states as follows: "there are many fishes in the sea, and you have to catch'em all".
It goes without saying that his sexual life is pretty scarce, despite having the appetite of a predator. His sight is always at aim, and his smell will capture the most mininum trace of sensual scent; however, preys always reject being hunted by such faint-hearted creature. Still, Daniels have a sex-appeal that no one is able to explain.
By the way, he likes people who wear vests, who are eagle-flag lovers, and with a green lifestyle. In other words, fascists.
Needless to say, he tends to throw several canes at each harbour, since he states as follows: "there are many fishes in the sea, and you have to catch'em all".
It goes without saying that his sexual life is pretty scarce, despite having the appetite of a predator. His sight is always at aim, and his smell will capture the most mininum trace of sensual scent; however, preys always reject being hunted by such faint-hearted creature. Still, Daniels have a sex-appeal that no one is able to explain.
By the way, he likes people who wear vests, who are eagle-flag lovers, and with a green lifestyle. In other words, fascists.
Louis: Look at the madness in the streets nowadays. What a mess!
Marlon: I know, right? I wish we had a Daniel to stop'em all.
Linda: Yeah, that'd be phenomenal. I heard Daniels came here to save the world from communists and independentists. Such nice guys!
Albert: Oh, I'm so horny right now! I long for a Daniel to hunt me down.
Marlon: I know, right? I wish we had a Daniel to stop'em all.
Linda: Yeah, that'd be phenomenal. I heard Daniels came here to save the world from communists and independentists. Such nice guys!
Albert: Oh, I'm so horny right now! I long for a Daniel to hunt me down.
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