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Ho-Ho-Kus Public School

A primarily white school in the heart of Bergen County in Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ. Unless you’re too snobby for a public school or get bullied, everyone that lives in HHK goes here from Kindergarten-8th grade. Girls here are decked out in ivivva leggings and headbands that their mommy bought for them and all the boys wear the infamous nike basketball shorts everyday( even in the winter even though it’s against the dress code). If you hate playing basketball or Foursquare, good luck having fun/socializing at recess. You spend the early years of your life navigating through the school trying to find your way to art class while hoping your teacher will take you through the middle school hallway as a treat for being silent when walking. The grades are small, so chances are you have been “best friends forever” with at least 45 kids in the grade by the time you reach eighth grade. It is one of the best public schools, yet barley anyone that attends is insanely good at math. Also, the dress code makes every girl that attends have a mental breakdown every morning before school because none of their new shirts from American Eagle covered their butts when they wore leggings. Although the teachers are very questionable and the school lunches are way too overpriced for three chicken fingers, you wouldn’t trade going there for anything.
Dude 1: yea I went to Ho-Ho-Kus Public School growing up

Dude 2: no way that’s so lit man
by Htown1083 May 20, 2019
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Halloween Ho

The type of chick who looks so damn forward to Halloween SZN strictly because it's fair game to dress extra skanky slutty and rollin deep with their skanky slutty crew, as opposed to making extra thoughtful plans for their toddler daughter to experience and learn about Halloween
My baby's mother been a Halloween ho for like two decades now, bro.
by K. Dro October 3, 2018
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Ho-Tattoos

Ho-tattoos: tattoos worn typically by millennials (and Gen Z’s) who like the concept of a tattoo but aren’t crazy about them either. They will get minor tattoos on the chest, arm or leg (not neck or face). Sometimes it will be a quote or a flower. The stupid ones will put their date of birth. Ho-Tattoos deviate from skank tattoos which are reserved for Gen Xers.
I thought Melissa was hot until I found out she has a bunch of ho-tattoos. She’s naturally beautiful, she didn’t need to paint the Sistine Chapel with graffiti.
by stokelycalm January 19, 2024
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Comeup Ho

A person who has risen suddenly in societal or political power with seemingly no viable prior experience. A person who may have slept their way to a sudden rise in power. Undeserving or unqualified for the position they are now in. Can be male or female.
That comeup ho got the job because she slept with the Mayor, she isnt qualified.
by mandathewitch2 January 31, 2019
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reach ho

A ho that ain't broke and ain't rich, but always reaching for the cheddar
Only messing with those reach ho's........$$$$
by Ghetto Goldielocks November 28, 2016
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Ho getter

A female who one can employ to engage in combat with another female. Ho getters are essential to men because they are not permitted to physically assault a female (aka slappin a bitch) even when she may deserve it.
Taken from Ludacris' verse in "Livin the life"

"Just hired two dykes to be my ho getters"

"Can you believe my ex keyed my car? Fucking bitch...I'm calling my ho getter"

"You divorced me in my off peak NFL years and decided to date another man and let him drive the car I bought you?! I would get my ho getter, but I might just have to kill you"
by Wiggles in paris March 16, 2012
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club house ho

A woman who jumps from a relationship with one man to his friend and then more of his friends.
That Kaycee is a real club house ho, first she wit Frank then she banged Frank's friend Mike & now Mikes friend Ray Ray banging her.
by damainbitch November 17, 2017
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