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Facebooking

verb- wasting time away on Facebook.com; being on Facebook.com; chatting with friends on Facebook.com
I don't text, try Facebooking me next time
by me_again42594 August 22, 2010
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Facebook Hero

Someone who purposely posts statuses that they know will get liked constantly. This person will always get 30 likes plus on anything they say, because of how famous they are on Facebook. Along with posting statuses to purposely get liked, this person will always complain on their posts, post song lyrics, and play "Truth Is".
Wow, that kid got 99 likes from bitching about another person, what a Facebook hero.

That kid purposely posts statues to get liked, what a Facebook Hero.

Bob said, "Hi" as his status and got 47 likes, what a Facebook Hero.
by 666hailsatan March 21, 2012
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facebook stealth

When a person believes he/she has the ability to browse all 500+ facebook friend pages, make no comments or likes and commit all their "friends" perceived sins or faults to memory to later use in a Facebook private messaging fight. Also known as a Facebook stalker or a Face-tard. Usually sign of a delusional or mentally unstable adult computer user.
User: "Why did you delete my comment?"
Facebook Stealth believer: "I cannot stand your endless negativity anymore"
User: "Are you high? I commented on what a crock it was to have to work this weekend."
Facebook Stealth believer: "That's what I mean..."
User: "WTF? My activity log says you haven't liked or commented on my profile since January 12, 2012."
by Facebook Haterz Unite January 22, 2014
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Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.
Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook
by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018
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FaceBook

A place where only old ass Boomer got to die because of just how much of a irrelevant piece of shit it is.
Only Karens use Facebook
by Spoon-man January 12, 2022
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Fridge or Facebook

If it’s not on Facebook, it’s on the Fridge,

And if it’s not on the fridge, it’s on Facebook.

~ Regarding anything to do with posting.
Please don’t but that on Facebook okay then I’ll put it on the fridge. - Fridge or Facebook.

This doesn’t belong on the fridge it belongs on Facebook - Fridge or Facebook
by Joshua_hicks2000 November 28, 2019
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facebook dog

A coondog blown up or hyped up beyond expectations
Willie being bred to Jlo is a Facebook dog match made in heaven!
by Coondawger December 28, 2017
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