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facebook vet

Someone who in Facebook comments will scream about how much that cute little puppy or guinea pig is getting abused when in realty they're fine. They will criticize the pets diet, habitat, and interactions based on one video. Facebook vets love to jump to conclusions and cry animal abuse whenever possible.
Wow that facebook vet thinks they know SO much about animals and what is good and bad for them. They should totally judge the owner based on one video.
by t3chn0bab3 March 16, 2019
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Facebook

An app/website that peaked in the late 2000’s until every mom and child predator on the face of the planet joined it, and the CIA spies on you
by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023
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facebook marketplace reseller

a individual that buys stuff for very cheap on facebook marketplace then sells them on ebay for triple the price
danny: i bought a ps2 on facebook marketplace for 40 dollars and then resold it on ebay for 180!

timmy: ew facebook marketplace reseller
by tommyvercettifanclub January 4, 2025
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Facebooked

The Act of Silencing someone and taking away their freedom of speech and all their rights! Synonym cancel culture.
I said something wrong I've been facebooked!
by Jeff Casa Grande April 5, 2021
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facebook aunt

That aunt who comments long, sentimantal things on your hfacebook posts even though you haven't seen them in year
"Why is Facebook Aunt Peggie posting on my timeline. I barely even know her."
by Doggydip May 21, 2019
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Facebook Humping

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.
Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.
by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011
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when an individual scrolls through facebook while judging all of their friends posts on their page.
common amongst mothers.
my mum did a judgemental scroll of facebook, proceeding to make fun of karen and sarah.
by kieralovedanny October 26, 2025
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