Cum Head

When you cum so fast it goes on your head

Mother: I walked in on Johnny yesterday having a massive wank.
Father: oh shit what did he look like whilst doing it.
Mother: He looked like such a Cum Head.

by Kane Henry February 10, 2021

Cum Bogging

When you fill your entire bathtub with any semen you can get your hands on and then proceed to cover yourself in gasoline and bathe in the male juices.

Hey! You wanna come over and do some cum bogging after school today?

by Lzull44 March 11, 2021

Cum Savage

A woman who is obsessed with getting and saving every bit of her obsessed man's jizz

Danielle is such a cum Savage that she has saved every one of her man's used condoms

by Wlg12788 March 11, 2021

cum kettle

A tea kettle that has been nutted in

Gonna go drink a cum kettle be right back

by CoomLord69__ March 30, 2021

Cum Junky

Someone who “Cums” on a hourly or daily basis.

“I think Bob is starting to become a cum junky he goes to the bathroom ever hour to jerk off”

by BLank12321 March 31, 2021

Cum shields

Cum shields are you eyelashes

This guy cum on me face an me Cum shields saved if going in game eye

by Tortoise84 April 3, 2021

Cum Carrot

a vegan who has had a little too much fun with a carrot

That vegan teacher is a real cum carrot

by yourlocalmentallyillfrog April 15, 2021