April 2

Ask your fine shyt to be your bf/gf

START DATING

Get that motherfucker

WILL YOU BE MY BF/GF?
GET YO MANS/GIRL ON APRIL 2

by FREAKYYYYYY.blonds.do.it.best April 1, 2025

april 24th

the day i'm having my history test
national r@pe day who?

Jack: Yo, its april 24th, remember to bring your chromebook
Tyrone: Thx

by fishgaming April 24, 2023

12 april

If youre born on this day, youre fat and ugly and go take a shower. Your name probably starts with an S and you really like stupid fat ugly ass stupid horses.

Barbara: Hey! When were u born?
Sara: 12 april.
Barbara:Ew wtf go take a shower you nasty bitch

by cancollector June 1, 2022

April 4

the day martin luther king jr. died

hey its April 4, we should mourn mlk jr

by qwertyuio[]\ April 4, 2022

april fools

a thing that never happens anymore.

P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)

by yardardar April 1, 2021

April 24th

Bro not even a joke if you were born on this day u are so cool broski stop being so sick 🤟🔥🔥🥶🥶

‘Woah i heard shes born on April 24th’. John: ‘she is thats why she so cool fam’

by IAmCoolDude April 7, 2021

April Troll

Doubting the validity of everything simply because it is April Fools Day.

Micheal is such an April Troll. I offered him a sandwich but he wouldn't take it because it's April Fools Day and he thinks I did something to it.

by saltyconfetti August 20, 2012