Jonny D Style

Solo masturbation where you follow these steps

-Put your legs in the air
-Lay your head back
-Jack on you dick
-Rub on your sack
-CUM IN YOUR FACE

Craig the face stomper sampson tried to do it Jonny D Style and hurt his back before the big fight.

by Ram Horn the Big Nig June 27, 2010

craft beer-d

The large beard worn by craft beer drinkers, generally accompanied by tattoos, piercings, a shaved head and/or a big belly. Often contains the faint smell of bacon and free trade coffee.

His craft beer-d let me know he was a man who could sit for long periods.

by obiwankengoldi September 9, 2016

T$D

T$D...Triple $ Delinquents, also known as the baddest crew in seattle. Run by Crook and Criminal and their posse of delinquents. They bang bitches, sell drugs, and fuck with thugs. If anyone whose anybody you know who they are.

Did you see T$D beat that migits ass yesterday? They sent her to the hospital.

by BoSoFly March 26, 2008

She wants the D

Lit., "She wants the dick", a way of saying that a female wants your penis in her hand or in one of her orifices. The amount that a female "wants the D" can in fact be calculated with this simple formula:

x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).

Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.

a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick

For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )

For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )

For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )

Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.

Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.

"She was laughing at all your jokes. She wants the d."

by 28017013 January 11, 2012

S my D

Means suck my dick.
Fun to use, especially in school.

Hey Bill, S my D!

by S My D May 14, 2004

d-bo

I am d-bo I am from Roselle Park, but im not a "Fag" im a pimp who steels bikes and jewelry. D-bo means
A. Nasty
B. Double Nasty
C. Thug Nasty

Yo that playa is one gansta d-bo.

by d-bo April 8, 2003

Easy D

A girl you meet at a political protest who's an easy lay. Typically seen in the background of videos, screaming for other men to beat up others rather than getting directly involved. Probably hasn't showered in a while, and the smell is palpable but undetected by her.

"Gross dude, didn't she have a Pig Ring?"
"Yeah, but she was an Easy D."

by BernieBro2020 February 8, 2017