david

david is gay.
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David

when someone does something that is considered infuriating to whoever is being affected
god damn dude, your so David right now!
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David

Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck
He plays waterpolo, he’s such a David
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David

A guy who comes off as a total idiot, but is an absolute mastermind, who is 10 steps ahead of you. His genitalia is so heavy that it weighs him down.
Everyone look, it is David, our nutty father.
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David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.
Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
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joshua david evans

a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.
you're a total joshua david evans
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David

The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room
"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
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