permanent boner

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner

"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''

by Bellend slap January 09, 2018

boner bias

When you take a girl's side in an argument, not because she is correct but because you think she's hot and are currently trying to date/ have sex with her.

"Have you seen Sal's boner bias for Kelsey? He believes everything she says!"

by ToochMyPeenerWiener November 07, 2021

Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014

loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely

“last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”

by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019

boner blues

This term is used when you can not get a boner due to a situation, that makes your dick sad and soft.

Me and Suzi were trying dirty talk, that was great until she called me skinny penis , that gave me a serious case of the boner blues.

by cussergeniass October 02, 2019

Boner Breaker

The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...

Dude... You're in High School now... You need to have some kind of Boner Breaker

by Pit Pat Piper January 27, 2016

Mister Boner

Its a long scrawny man who likes to bone. He also smokes a lot of weed and complains about society without contributing anything.

Jaro is such a mister boner

by AnnetLovesKennie December 31, 2024