titty bingo

A terrible, awful garage band based out of Texas that spams you with dumb advertisements promoting their 'music' on Youtube. There is hardly any redeming quality in this band, its like ZZ top but way worse because everyone in the band is bunch of hippie burn outs that are way past their prime. Even their songs about 'serious' topics are unlistenable because those liberal talking points have already been made, countless times by better musical artists. The lead singer sounds like a whiny smoker trying to do a lame Neil Young impresion. No wonder they have to advertise their music on Youtube, because anyone with hearing would avoid buying their music or would boycott any shows out of their garage or trailer park.
Guy: 'Hey man, ever listen to Titty Bingo?! They're out of Austin, TX!'

Other Guy: 'Yeah they're awful! Why should I listen to that trash when I can just listen to Neil Young, ZZ top or any other Southern Rock/Country Blues Band. I'd rather listen to original music not a shitty impression.
by titty_bingo_is_not_good_music December 30, 2022
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Titty dragger

Generally, a woman whose pushed out several kids and her breasts are hanging like partially filled sand bags.
Connie is such a used up titty dragger, they hang over her nasty gunt!

A fat, useless titty dragger like Connie doesn’t have anything left worth looking at. God, what a roached out whore!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
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tan titties

When yo girl gets back from vacation and has been making every beach an illegal nudie beach, for the purpose of tannin Dem titties.
I just got a snap from my girl on vacay, she's got them tan titties now. Hope she doesn't get arrested.
by Jenna_Taila May 14, 2020
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ohio titty tornado

while at an orgy, the man reachs over and slaps the titties of the girls on both sides of himself, in a fast motion.

also known as the Ohio Titty Twister
"i was at an orgy and this guy slapped my tits so hard it hurt" "yeah ... thats an ohio titty tornado, duh"
by Kennman November 12, 2013
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titties-toll

Refers to either:
(1) a recompense of some kind --- i.e., cash, pricey meal at da diner, labor-intensive favor, etc. --- dat a buxom chick requests from you in exchange for her "allowing you to proceed past her upper undergarments" --- i.e., letting you see and/or touch "Da Merchandise", or
(2) requested "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges dat a soft/warm-flesh-loving dude asks a chesty gal for as a "bribe" or "payment" for his permitting her to walk into some restricted area that's under his control.
My girlfriend has lovely extra-bountiful chest-pillowz, so I wonder if da tongue-lolling-for-feminine-flesh ticket-taker at da museum would count her letting him feel her up as being enough titties-toll for both her and me?
by QuacksO August 17, 2023
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Swoop tittied

To yoink or to steal
Yo you swoop tittied the darts so your boys don’t get lung cancer or what’s poppin?
by Yoinkcity September 13, 2020
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big titty goth girl

A goth or some people may call emo with breast that are rather large.
I want to smash big titty goth girl
by whatwhywhen February 16, 2023
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