A guacamole fruit roll up, or guac roll up for short is when a guy eats shitty food then vomits it out into the vagina or rectum of a girl and is penetrated by a penis, dildo, vibrator, or hand
Last night after I went out with her and got Taco Bell and I vomited so instead of giving her a hand job her a guacamole fruit roll up in her vagina and fucked her.
by ForeplayOnDrugs January 21, 2019
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I bet Amy Schumer could give a mean Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll!
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I got my first Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll last night, I think there’s still some in my flaps.
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I got my first Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll last night, I think there’s still some in my flaps.
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Charlene and I bumped uglies last night after I had Taco Bell so she could have a Kansas City Swiss Roll tomorrow.
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Get the Kansas City Swiss Roll mug.While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."
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Get the I don't roll like that mug.rock and roll death watch is when the masses keep an eye out on a rock star when they are doing to many drugs or have developed heath problems like cancer
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