Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll

(noun) The act of sexual gratification through stuffing your phallus member into the overhanging fat deposits of a bulbous partner.

I bet Amy Schumer could give a mean Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll!

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I got my first Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll last night, I think there’s still some in my flaps.

by Oozma Kappa April 7, 2021

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Rock N Roll Bedtime

An Excellent Sexual Episode with a Fit Partner just before going to sleep.

Karl: "Dude, I'm still knackered after having a Rock N Roll Bedtime last night!"

Dom: "Lucky Fucker!"

by The Rock N Roller October 22, 2009

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Roll tide hot pocket

Separating the vagina lips and taking a shat whilst the female is on her period (then possible sexual intercourse) makes an Alabama 'Roll Tide Hot Pocket'

I was gonna Alabama Hot Pocket her but aunt Flo said alabama ROLL TIDE hot pocket!!

by Avababe gravy October 1, 2016

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Guacamole Fruit Roll Up

A guacamole fruit roll up, or guac roll up for short is when a guy eats shitty food then vomits it out into the vagina or rectum of a girl and is penetrated by a penis, dildo, vibrator, or hand

Last night after I went out with her and got Taco Bell and I vomited so instead of giving her a hand job her a guacamole fruit roll up in her vagina and fucked her.

by ForeplayOnDrugs January 21, 2019

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While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."

I rolled out Sally's red carpet yesterday, and now she has poos sporatically.

by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004

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