by ieatglassandshitblood October 17, 2022
Get the cool personmug. 
The best person in the world is Leah Alexa White!! She is the best because she is kind and doesn’t give a fuck about what people say about her , shes kind and caring to her friends but not to you she’s a Gemini .. I LOVE YOU LEAH !!!
by Your Best Babe October 3, 2021
Get the The Best Person In the Worldmug. Man or woman who gives fellatio to someone while the receiver watches porn. The goal is to keep them on the edge of orgasm for as long as possible. Can be interchangeable with Personal Cocksucker.
I lost a bet with my buddy, now I have to spend the next few hours under his desk being his personal fluffer. I hope he doesn’t blackmail me into being his personal cocksucker too.
by Knows-too-much May 8, 2023
Get the Personal Fluffermug. when person cannot control their impulses due to a multiple sexual personality dysfunction
or a sexual identity predicament
or a sexual identity predicament
by rafael e Reyes January 29, 2019
Get the multiple sexual personality dysfunctionmug. Another word for butthole.
by Elmo 21 April 3, 2020
Get the Personmug. HA! Hahahahahaa! SEE!? WHAT DID I TELL YA!? That. Is. Priceless.
Hym "YOU DID THE THING! You did the minority report future crime! I TOLD YOU! You made them take a test that YOU CAN'T TAKE (because you'd cheat) and excised from your class them based on their score! That's always where this has been leading! Did I not say that? Holy shit! I read you like a fucking book! Shit! That's is wild. I'm a fucking genius. And a seer!"
"Oh geez, I don't know what we can possibly do about these narcissistic machiavellians! I mean I had them take a personality test (a test that I can't take by the way because I might cheat and score too good and I make the rules of the test so I decide what the answers to the test both "are" and "mean") and then "Got rid of" them but hmmm.... If only we applied that on a broader scale... Then we could... I don't know.... lock them in a cage against their will... If only we could do that.... Right? Guys.... Don't would want to get rid of them? Don't you want to "get rid of" HYM? We can "get rid of" the Jews.. Er, Narcissistic Machiavellian Psychopaths and Sadists
Hym "YOU DID THE THING! You did the minority report future crime! I TOLD YOU! You made them take a test that YOU CAN'T TAKE (because you'd cheat) and excised from your class them based on their score! That's always where this has been leading! Did I not say that? Holy shit! I read you like a fucking book! Shit! That's is wild. I'm a fucking genius. And a seer!"
"Oh geez, I don't know what we can possibly do about these narcissistic machiavellians! I mean I had them take a personality test (a test that I can't take by the way because I might cheat and score too good and I make the rules of the test so I decide what the answers to the test both "are" and "mean") and then "Got rid of" them but hmmm.... If only we applied that on a broader scale... Then we could... I don't know.... lock them in a cage against their will... If only we could do that.... Right? Guys.... Don't would want to get rid of them? Don't you want to "get rid of" HYM? We can "get rid of" the Jews.. Er, Narcissistic Machiavellian Psychopaths and Sadists
(But not the women who delight in exclusion. We won't do anything to them...). We can get rid of all of them forever... The world will be heaven. Everyone will be "striving for the good" (whether they want to or not) and anyone who isn't with be in a convent changing everything about themselves.... Or hell.... It'll be perfect forever (for everyone who doesn't have to push the turnstile of society forever) Yeah.... Right guys?..... Guys!? I'm helping all the people.... heheheheheh..." Dr JeepJorp
Iam "Holy shit Dr. JeepJorp! That's fucking insane! I mean, I'm insane (clearly) but holy shit man... That can't possibly be even VAGUELY ADJACENT to your position because that would be INSANE. You want to use your personality test to do a future crime! You're doing "Minority report"! I said that! I totally said that in the past! Nice job me. 'NiCe JoB oTh..."
Hym "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! That's MY! Think you're not allowed to do that! You don't have an 'other you' canonically! Stop doing my thing!"
Iam "..... Ok man geez relax."
Hym "You already did it once with the filthy monkey thing.... Never again."
Iam "Ok." 🤷 ♂️
Iam "Holy shit Dr. JeepJorp! That's fucking insane! I mean, I'm insane (clearly) but holy shit man... That can't possibly be even VAGUELY ADJACENT to your position because that would be INSANE. You want to use your personality test to do a future crime! You're doing "Minority report"! I said that! I totally said that in the past! Nice job me. 'NiCe JoB oTh..."
Hym "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! That's MY! Think you're not allowed to do that! You don't have an 'other you' canonically! Stop doing my thing!"
Iam "..... Ok man geez relax."
Hym "You already did it once with the filthy monkey thing.... Never again."
Iam "Ok." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam January 31, 2023
Get the Personality testmug.