national deez nutz day

tell your friends deez nutz jokes not matter how much they hate them or even hate you

me: did you take the eaton test? friend: no what is that? me: eaton deez nutz<3 friend: really lmao me: it’s national deez nutz day

by anonymous June 8, 2021

National Hate Nick Day

Every February 3rd you have to hate on anyone named Nick.

Hey is your name Nick? Yea well its National Hate Nick Day, so fuck you I hate you

by Sterm Meister Meister Sterm February 3, 2023

National suck dick day

On April 15th You suck anyones dick

I wanna suck your dick, it's national suck dick day

by Nigerniger April 11, 2017

National Pig Tail Day

Day in which girls wear thier hair up in pig tails in celebration. One of the best holidays of the year. Usually celebrated in the Continental United States on December 3rd. Braided or not.

On December 3rd, I will be wearing my hair in pig tails for National Pig Tail Day.

by Ryan H.. October 30, 2005

National swap genders day

National gender day is On November 25 everyone Swap genders.Girls act like boys. Boys act like girls. Whether it means dressing like the opposite gender if you want to go the extra mile.

Person 1:Hey are you ready for National Swap Genders day.

Person 2:What’s that?

Person 1: On November 25 everyone swaps genders.Girls act like boys.Boys act like girls.

by Genderequality56 November 21, 2019

national lap dance day

Every first Monday of December lapdances should be distributed freely throughout America by everyone

Johnny was in a chair and was given a lap dance on the first Monday of December by Jessie on national lap dance day

by Lion_heart##55 November 29, 2013

National Pass-Thyme Burger

A baseball-season burger that comes with thyme

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the National Pass-Thyme Burger, it comes with thyme!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018