When you are sprinting on a treadmill and you fall and your face gets raped by the moving treadmill. If their is a wall behind the treadmill, you also get wall raped (look up if necessary) the treadmill shows no mercy in viciously raping your face and spiting you out behind it once it is done. if you notice a slight change in speed, stop immediately and call the Tread mill Rape hot line.
Bill says:"Dude, what happened to your face?"
Mark replies:"Oh, its nothing, just got Tread Mill Raped last night"
Mark replies:"Oh, its nothing, just got Tread Mill Raped last night"
by themuffinman69 April 23, 2009
Get the Tread Mill Rapedmug. When you take off the sheet from your bed, cut 2 holes in it for your eyes to see out of, and then wear it to cover your body so you won't get raped.
"Wow!" "Do you think the WallMart will one day stock anti-rape wear for us Muslima's?
"Well until they do, let's just wear the bed sheets!"
"Hey look at this photo that was taken off us girls..."
"Hrmm... which one are you?" "I can't tell... where all wearing the same color sheets and I can't see who is who..."
"Oh shit!" "What was the point of taking that picture?"
"Well the background looks interesting I guess..."
"Oh wait... I found our anti-rape wear in another catalogue under Halloween in ghost costumes."
"I'm so excited I feel empowered now that I will be celebrating Halloween every day of the year!"
"Well until they do, let's just wear the bed sheets!"
"Hey look at this photo that was taken off us girls..."
"Hrmm... which one are you?" "I can't tell... where all wearing the same color sheets and I can't see who is who..."
"Oh shit!" "What was the point of taking that picture?"
"Well the background looks interesting I guess..."
"Oh wait... I found our anti-rape wear in another catalogue under Halloween in ghost costumes."
"I'm so excited I feel empowered now that I will be celebrating Halloween every day of the year!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the anti-rape wearmug. by bruh_lol April 22, 2021
Get the National Rape Daymug. Some horny men created this national rape day,they think it's funny,like please.
Man:Hey dude have you heard about the 24th April?
It's national Rape day!
This is gonna be fun!
Me:It is fun till your sister mom or women from your family gets raped.
Man:Hey dude have you heard about the 24th April?
It's national Rape day!
This is gonna be fun!
Me:It is fun till your sister mom or women from your family gets raped.
by Ari :v April 19, 2021
Get the National Rape Daymug. by Phillip10124932 January 7, 2008
Get the Mouth-rapemug. Boy 1: Come on lady bug crawl on my finger. COME ON
Boy 2: Dude that doesn't count thats lady bug rape.
Boy 2: Dude that doesn't count thats lady bug rape.
by Mike Wozousky February 15, 2010
Get the Lady Bug Rapemug. A rape ticket is a type of fine similar to a speeding ticket that a man would get for having to rape a hot girl because he has exhausted all other valid forms of getting her consent for sex legitimately. Suggested Fine = $100.00
This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.
This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.
There were so many hot girls at the cubs game yesterday, I would definitely have gotten a couple of rape tickets.
by namfonos November 14, 2012
Get the Rape Ticketmug.