A term used in the central United States to describe dropping your pants and defacating on the hood of a car, specifically a luxury car.
"I gave a petticoat pie to the driver of that Lexus who double parked in front of the grocery store."
by Clsimmons September 17, 2016

When a male's semen is ejaculated into a sexual orifice and spills back out, making the look of a cream filled pastry
She laid there, legs open, displaying the cream pie I left dripping down her crack.
I love watching oral cream pies where they look like they got caught stealing the whole cinnamon bun icing container.
I love watching oral cream pies where they look like they got caught stealing the whole cinnamon bun icing container.
by SpicyAutisticGF August 4, 2022

pookie pie is the name of a pet animal you want to rid yourself of but continues to endear itself to you. Also called POOKIE!
by anonymous September 30, 2022

When you and your girl are having sex and she dosent tell you she's on her period and you creampie then you turn the lights one and see the Poison Pie
Bro last nigt me and my girl were fucking and I creampied her then turned on the lights and was disgusting by the Poison Pie
by Mustyman29 July 2, 2022

Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.
Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!
by Bruce Bever November 9, 2003

guy 1: God, Veronica looks so hot today. Sucks she’s on her period.
guy 2: Just give her a Cherry Pie.
guy 2: Just give her a Cherry Pie.
by terminally July 30, 2022

by Goldenpie69 July 21, 2019
