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Petticoat Pie

A term used in the central United States to describe dropping your pants and defacating on the hood of a car, specifically a luxury car.
"I gave a petticoat pie to the driver of that Lexus who double parked in front of the grocery store."
by Clsimmons September 17, 2016
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Cream Pie

When a male's semen is ejaculated into a sexual orifice and spills back out, making the look of a cream filled pastry
She laid there, legs open, displaying the cream pie I left dripping down her crack.
I love watching oral cream pies where they look like they got caught stealing the whole cinnamon bun icing container.
by SpicyAutisticGF August 4, 2022
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pookie pie

pookie pie is the name of a pet animal you want to rid yourself of but continues to endear itself to you. Also called POOKIE!
My dogs name is Mango but I call him "pookie" or " Poookkkieeee Pie!" 'POOKIE' OR 'POOKIE PIE"
by anonymous September 30, 2022
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Poison Pie

When you and your girl are having sex and she dosent tell you she's on her period and you creampie then you turn the lights one and see the Poison Pie
Bro last nigt me and my girl were fucking and I creampied her then turned on the lights and was disgusting by the Poison Pie
by Mustyman29 July 2, 2022
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Helmet-Pie

Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.
Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!
by Bruce Bever November 9, 2003
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Cherry Pie

to creampie a woman while she’s on her period.
guy 1: God, Veronica looks so hot today. Sucks she’s on her period.

guy 2: Just give her a Cherry Pie.
by terminally July 30, 2022
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Golden pie

1) Portmentau of golden shower and a cream pie.

2) When you pee inside of another person
Damn bro, I gave Becky a massive golden pie last night and it was spilling out the sides.
by Goldenpie69 July 21, 2019
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