facebook half hoe

A girl who posts fully clothed pictures for the sole purpose of getting attention and likes from men or women.

That girl sure is a facebook half hoe, she almost a facebook hoe.

by 12potatoes January 23, 2017

The New Facebook

Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.

Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.

by Julia Gulia (yep..same person) January 15, 2011

Facebook Deep

When a person promotes information found solely on Facebook and other social media sites, rather than facts.

That's Facebook Deep. Your Facebook Deep

by Doll123 September 6, 2020

facebook warfare

n.
When someone decides to protest their friendship with you or war against you by unfriending you on Facebook. Usually done by immature children.

Bob: Joe is mad at me for not inviting him to my party last weekend. He even unfriended me on Facebook.
James: Why?
Bob: He just wants me to notice his Facebook warfare so I know he's mad at me.

by pseudoface February 24, 2014

Facebook Chair

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page

Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?

by BettyBlue March 27, 2011

facebook aunt

That aunt who comments long, sentimantal things on your hfacebook posts even though you haven't seen them in year

"Why is Facebook Aunt Peggie posting on my timeline. I barely even know her."

by Doggydip May 21, 2019

Facebook Humping

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.

Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.

by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011