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brown gift

The act of defecating into a condom. Then proceeding to swing it around until it bursts and covers surrounding area/people in faeces
I made a brown gift for them it went all in there hair
by hohoholyshit April 19, 2009
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brown zamboni

after taking a shit a man wipes his ass all over a chicks face.
I dropped a deuce with no toilet paper in site, I had to give my wife a brown zamboni again.
by lance ap May 25, 2008
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malcolm brown

A lawyer-bodybuilder from the 1980s.
Malcolm Brown never won a title in any bodybuilding competitions.
by eyewitness!!!!! April 12, 2014
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Brown Noting

The act of slipping someone a note whilst they are making a brown in the toilet.

Often played in the workplace when you notice a colleague enter the toilets. A dangerous game to play if the person behind the door turns out not to be the intended recipient of said note.
Alex: What's Kyle doing following Martin into the toilets like that?

Richard: He's probably "Brown Noting".
by b00mdr1ve8y November 22, 2013
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Gentleman's Brown

Poo, shit, scat, etc. A term for those who have a sophisticated dodo. The art of pooping. A noble shit of high ranking reserved for the finest of brown town.
'I'm off for a Gentleman's Brown'
'I do hope it is... Gentle.'
by jenjenjaroo December 16, 2016
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Kayla Brown

A tall beautiful, popular, and halarious, young woman. She is good at everything she does. She always has people entertained, and laughing. Also she is a amazing dancer.
Boy1: DAMN who's that hot girl, she so funny.
Boy2: yeah she's amazing

Girl: Oh probably Kayla Brown
by Brooke_bear August 23, 2017
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Brown arabian

When two individuals put their loose rectums together and one proceeds to deficate within the others rectum
1:Hey dude wanna try a brown Arabian
2:Sure lemme get the towels
1:awsome
by Daddyrex 69 August 17, 2018
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