loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely
last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”
by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019
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Boner buzzkill

Anything which causes your boner to shrink.
I was in my room just starting a good wank. Whi my sister walked in and said:,"dinner's ready!' talk about a. Boner buzzkill!
by 4realazitgits April 13, 2021
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boner thief

A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it
That bitch is such a boner thief
by Boner theif maker December 20, 2017
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Frosty Boner

When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.
Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"
by GreenTip December 12, 2012
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No Boner Day

On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.
I already failed No Boner Day.
by no boner guy November 12, 2022
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boner blues

This term is used when you can not get a boner due to a situation, that makes your dick sad and soft.
Me and Suzi were trying dirty talk, that was great until she called me skinny penis , that gave me a serious case of the boner blues.
by cussergeniass October 02, 2019
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Boner Breaker

The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...
Dude... You're in High School now... You need to have some kind of Boner Breaker
by Pit Pat Piper January 27, 2016
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