Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.

1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it

by Soggy sack December 18, 2017

boner thief

A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it

That bitch is such a boner thief

by Boner theif maker April 21, 2018

Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.

Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”

by Ink Freak December 30, 2017

booby boner

when it’s nippy anywhere and you boobies ppp out like a cone shaped boner.

wow she has a bad case of the booby boner

by booby bonerz fer lyfe December 31, 2017

Joy Boner

A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.

After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.

by DingDane January 2, 2018

permanent boner

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner

"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''

by Bellend slap May 2, 2018

boner stick

It's where your penis gets stabbed repeatedly with a stick or something spikey

Bob: Hey Ron,
Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.

by whoahwhoah27 October 1, 2017