Boner sonar

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.

My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.

by Chazmataz December 23, 2014

gamer boner

A rush of excited curiosity when you hear someone's a gamer; and a strong desire to interrogate them on what game they play.

You got a gamer boner when you heard he played, didn't you?

by Lizabeth O'Lydell November 19, 2018

Cheek Boner

When someone packs a fat lip, producing a visible bulge in the cheek. (Dip tobacco)

Hey man, check out Eddy- he’s got a fat cheek boner!

Guy: Can I pinch a dip?
Dude: Sure, just don’t pack a cheek boner. I’m running low.

by Dip Veteran May 9, 2024

Boner

A person who loves Boneworks from Stress Level Zero

Man 1: Dude, do you like boneworks?
Man 2: Wait, you are a Boner too?!
Man 1: Yeah man!
Man 3: What the fuck is happening

by Arthur Ford May 26, 2022

No boner bob

When bob comes over to bang your hot wife and he can’t get a boner because he’s no fun.

No boner bob is lame. Only gets hard for Jesse.

by landkkiwi November 5, 2023

boner valley

A Home or an apartment filled with 12 or more guys with their dicks out ready for sexual intercourse

Don't go to jimmy's house. Its a boner valley

by MarfiaStrikes December 4, 2015

Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.

Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.

by delta1135 August 12, 2011