Douche Bag

A Douche Bag is typically a person that takes selfies in the mirror with their shirts off, while biting their lip. Their bio usually includes something to do with marijuana, and "bitches". They also think they can get any girl, while talking shit on them. If you have any of the

Douche bag #1- Yo you see that bitch right their? Yeah i bet I could fuck her

Everyone else- Yeah haha..ha... you sure? You take selfies in the mirror with your shirt off smoking weed.

by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014

Jelly-Bagging

Jelly-bagging is when you take a zip lock bag and fill it with personal lubricant. You then put a condom on your dick and stick the bag in between your couch cushions. Finally, you get on your knees and proceed to have intercourse with the bag of jelly that's firmly wedged into the couch.

I got home from work a bit early and happened to see my roommate Steve jelly-bagging my new sofa. Man was I pissed about that.

by DFLB November 3, 2014

Flying Bag

When one attempts to jump over another but accidentally t-bag someone's face.

Oh wow! That guy just gave him a flying bag!

by Sethwin December 7, 2014

Douche Bag

a person who is rude and will make a perfect punching bag when irritated

I need to practice with my douche bag, i need a better punch

by PANDAHlOVER December 17, 2014

Sleeping-Bags

The dark circles that form around your eye due to lack of sleep and stress.

"Bro I worked 65 hours this week, I got the 'sleeping-bags'"

by thecaliwayHCO December 24, 2014

buddha bag

small bag of weed

lemme get a buddha bag off you

by Jayli Uzumakii December 29, 2014

Douche Bag

When someone tries to be something they are not. In order to obtain the slightest femail response

Brett Williams is a douche bag

by truecaller January 8, 2015