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Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).
I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!
by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008
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parent-in-law

Spouse's parent.
parent-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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half-co-nephew-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's husband.
My half-co-nephew-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Gaywin’s Law

The propensity for every online discussion to inevitably become homosexual.
(In a forum about Paw Patrol)
Person 1: “My kid really likes this show, but can we please talk about the lack of Gay representation?”
Person 2: “Gaywin’s law strikes again..”
by Krig May 22, 2023
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Provision Law 32C Section 31

Provision Law 32C Section 31” is a section deep inside Shafaet Hossain’s asshole which some might consider a repository of lame shitty jokes.
“wow! thats a Lame Shitty joke! sounds like you pulled it out of the Provision Law 32C Section 31 of Shafaet’s anus!!”
by JTdope March 13, 2024
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nibling-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The child of one's spouse's sibling.
My nibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Moore's Law

A.K.A. Roy Moore's Law, is the observation that the number of pretty young under-aged honeypots in a crowded mall increases the chances of harassing, assaulting, and or raping some under-aged teenager as an approximate inverse proportion to the whole number of all teenaged girls present at the mall on any given afternoon.
Whoa, vile Roy was at the mall this afternoon and according to Moore's Law, Roy came home with a 14 year old girl, took her to his bedroom and made her feel his Johnson through his underwear before she cried to go home - what a fucking repugnant pedophile.
by keyline26 December 12, 2017
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