by aphmauaddict69 March 23, 2020
Get the trash bearmug. The goat at rizzing people up, he is Mr steal your girl. Alexander Rizzbardi will steal any girl and rizz them up within a ten-mile radius.
Person 1: Look it's the Rizzly bear, alexander rizzbardi
Person 2: he stole my girlfriend, mom, grandma, and my will to live.
Person 2: he stole my girlfriend, mom, grandma, and my will to live.
by ChasesExHusband February 16, 2023
Get the Rizzly Bearmug. by Acxy March 6, 2024
Get the freddy five bearmug. That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.
(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024
Get the Stoned Bearmug. by alusian boar December 25, 2023
Get the Aly bearmug. "yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"
"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
by RorosDad February 28, 2025
Get the teddy bear mommug. (verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.
(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”
Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”
Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”
by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024
Get the pooh bearmug.