Legitty on my titties

When something is legit to the point where your titties start to bounce

This shit legitty on my titties

by Cryxal_Rxses March 1, 2022

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

Big ass tittie face

You are a big ass tittie face means yo ass is to big and yo titties are bigger than yo face

Hey woman you got a big ass tittie face :) ;)

by Bigboi099 March 7, 2022

Titty planking

When one female is laying down, the other one is on top, and the they are touching

So we were making out and we ended up titty planking each other.

by Mysterryder March 7, 2022

Titty Starvation

A rare condition a man gets from a lack of titty pics, can be life threatening.

oh man he’s aboutta die from titty starvation

by generalback December 25, 2020

jiggle my titties and throw me down the well

an expression of frustration

"did you do your homework?"
"JIGGLE MY TITTIES AND THROW ME DOWN THE WELL! I FORGOT!"

by bpop100 December 29, 2020

Titty tickled

When your beard hair tickles the nipple

I titty tickled my wife

by Conrad's Bad January 13, 2021