The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.
Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
This is like the tradition “Running with the bulls”, except it involves a woman or women running from “buhls”. The buhls represent a bunch of horny dudes tryna pound some Krabby patties.
Shaqueefa: I had such a fab weekend. My boyfriend treated me to a nice Mongolian battering ram (See Mongolian Battering Ram) and even gave me a nice Cleveland Steamer. What a gentleman!!
Quontilfa: Ugh I wish I could say the same… I went running from the buhls all weekend. Even got speared a few times by their horns. Have to say it felt pretty good though.
Shaqueefa: Ima come with you next time. We can definitely outrun those buhls ;)
Quontilfa: Ugh I wish I could say the same… I went running from the buhls all weekend. Even got speared a few times by their horns. Have to say it felt pretty good though.
Shaqueefa: Ima come with you next time. We can definitely outrun those buhls ;)
by Stoney69 January 12, 2019
A philosophy of keeping it simple, sticking to what works, and executing proven strategies without overcomplicating things. Originating from football, where running the ball is a reliable way to control the game, it applies to business, fitness, life, and any situation where flashy, unnecessary complexity leads to failure.
“Stop overanalyzing your diet—just eat clean and hit your macros, run the damn ball.”
“Corporate wants to overcomplicate this campaign. Let’s just stick to what’s working and run the damn ball.”
“Fourth and one, game on the line—don’t get cute, run the damn ball.”
“Corporate wants to overcomplicate this campaign. Let’s just stick to what’s working and run the damn ball.”
“Fourth and one, game on the line—don’t get cute, run the damn ball.”
by Runner of Ball February 15, 2025
by fartmomgerer64 July 25, 2024
whilst banging a female you must perform two steps called hit and run
1. you 360 spin in that shit and make sure to 🥜
2. she gets pregnant and you run as fast as you can away from that bitch and picture
it being home plate
3. you will now fully unlock black man robbery powers as you run away and abandon ur child
1. you 360 spin in that shit and make sure to 🥜
2. she gets pregnant and you run as fast as you can away from that bitch and picture
it being home plate
3. you will now fully unlock black man robbery powers as you run away and abandon ur child
by teresapaone624729 May 26, 2022
1. Something that any deadbeat dad did: having sex with you, and then abandon you when you're getting pregnant out of wedlock while he's dancing with another womxns and living happily ever after
2. Doing something controversial or unpopular (trolling, derailing, flame war, cheating on the game, spamming, etc.) on the online community (game servers, social media, forums, chat rooms, etc.), and then doing everything to evade any repercussions (even though most likely will fail because everyone can take a screenshot of the original post/chat/note before someone's trying to act like nothing happened---and digital footprint kills)
2. Doing something controversial or unpopular (trolling, derailing, flame war, cheating on the game, spamming, etc.) on the online community (game servers, social media, forums, chat rooms, etc.), and then doing everything to evade any repercussions (even though most likely will fail because everyone can take a screenshot of the original post/chat/note before someone's trying to act like nothing happened---and digital footprint kills)
1. If you're doing hit-and-run to your girlfriend, you're scumbag. Out of wedlock pregnancy is extremely nuanced and complicated shit that you cannot easily say "end it" or "keep it".
2.
(Going retard on social media)
(Getting ratio'd, bashed, cancelled)
(Take down the original account, and then make another one)
2.
(Going retard on social media)
(Getting ratio'd, bashed, cancelled)
(Take down the original account, and then make another one)
by Sir. B June 27, 2021
“Man, did you hear about Jessica? She got into multiple hit and runs this week with the same guy”
“Damn that’s crazy”
“Damn that’s crazy”
by Lizard24 April 20, 2024