When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.
Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
by Stoney69 August 18, 2022
Get the Shit & Runmug. by Lana torrna February 15, 2022
Get the Red runningmug. Run Chen is a questionable being. He has no filter on anything, will do anything, and can do anything. He is the definition of midget superman but on crack. If he spots you out in public, best thing to do is run away immdiately. Your reputation will be ruined by this guy, but you won't mind it because you're just so distracted by his fascinating physical capabilites.
by yawnmuch November 19, 2023
Get the run chenmug. When, after mle ejaculation, the female partner evacuates any remaining semen from the male's urethra( either with finger or tongue)
by Rtech1 August 17, 2016
Get the run the groovemug. James: who ran the claw through my pack of cigarettes?!
Jameson: I don't know bro but I'd run the claw through her
Jameson: I don't know bro but I'd run the claw through her
by Runtheclaw October 21, 2017
Get the Run the clawmug. a bunch of desperate men having sex with a single person, one after the other and wrecking her like a train
Person a: “ She found out we run a train on her daughter”
Person a: “ Just everyone besides me and person U ”
Edgar-Allan-Poe
Person a: “ Just everyone besides me and person U ”
Edgar-Allan-Poe
by lilljaime July 27, 2021
Get the run a trainmug. by WIFEY2PRINCE June 10, 2024
Get the RUN YO FADEmug.