Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll

(noun) The act of sexual gratification through stuffing your phallus member into the overhanging fat deposits of a bulbous partner.

I bet Amy Schumer could give a mean Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll!

Or
I got my first Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll last night, I think there’s still some in my flaps.

by Oozma Kappa April 7, 2021

Roll tide hot pocket

Separating the vagina lips and taking a shat whilst the female is on her period (then possible sexual intercourse) makes an Alabama 'Roll Tide Hot Pocket'

I was gonna Alabama Hot Pocket her but aunt Flo said alabama ROLL TIDE hot pocket!!

by Avababe gravy October 1, 2016

Kansas City Swiss Roll

The act of shitting into a used condom, placing it into the freezer to solidify, and using it as a dildo

Charlene and I bumped uglies last night after I had Taco Bell so she could have a Kansas City Swiss Roll tomorrow.

by the dude with crocs April 13, 2021

Rock N Roll Bedtime

An Excellent Sexual Episode with a Fit Partner just before going to sleep.

Karl: "Dude, I'm still knackered after having a Rock N Roll Bedtime last night!"

Dom: "Lucky Fucker!"

by The Rock N Roller October 22, 2009

Rolling Out the Red Carpet

While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."

I rolled out Sally's red carpet yesterday, and now she has poos sporatically.

by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004

New York Cinnamon Roll

When you poop on your lovers crotch, then you swirl it around into a cinnamon roll shape with your penis, then you jizz on it for the icing.

New York cinnamon Roll

by That shexy thang May 9, 2010

I don't roll like that

I am not a homosexual. I love women, not men

Hold on my dude, I don't roll like that.

by Ant February 18, 2004