Cream Pot Pie

A term used to describe shooting your nut into a hairy belly button.

Yo dawg, I already knew you liked my cream pot pie, last time you asked for seconds.

by Redmeat May 6, 2023

Fried Strawberry Crème Pie

Cumming in a girl who is on her period, while you’re extremely stoned.

I hit the Roor and then gave my girlfriend a fried strawberry crème pie last night.

by Charmon90 May 7, 2023

Memphis Cream Pie

The act of packing cocaine underneath the foreskin of your penis, followed by dipping the head of the penis in cocaine once more, and then engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse until reaching climax while creating a numbing-high sensation for the female partner.

Ricky gave me the wildest Memphis Cream Pie last night I swear I almost fainted it was so good!

by chowderboi1911 May 8, 2023

Chocolate cream pie

When you push your butt cheeks together while pinching a loaf..

I always have to shower after a chocolate cream pie...

by I'm more articulate than you May 12, 2023

"lime" pie

bake your shit into a pie after you ate something blue to make it green and give it to someone

Someone was being an asshole so I gave them a "lime" pie as retribution.

by Craned Coale May 13, 2023

the meat pie

A term coined by Lord Aethelstan, "The Meat Pie" is when you take a fat shit, freeze it overnight, insert that frozen shit into a woman's vagina, and let it melt inside. You can also add "glaze" once "The Meat Pie" is completed.

A: ay mang yo girl fiiiiine
B: aha you know it gang, i'mma give that bitch some of "The Meat Pie" tonight

by guvnor1912 November 22, 2023

American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)

Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.

by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023