Penis Stud

A roommate who has flames self tattooed on his penis.

Roomy1: Check out this tattoo!
Roomy2: Your such a Penis Stud!

by MCgendraft November 20, 2013

Penis Wrap

When A McDonalds employee writes a penis on your snack wrap with your selected sauce.

"haha look at that mike drew a penis on that guys wrap!"
"lol I gave that girl a penis wrap

by Andyownedyou December 19, 2008

Awesome Penis

Awesome Penis: prounouced pey-nis

Simply a statement used to describe something awesome.

Will: I finally banged that chic in my writing class!
Shawn: That's awesome penis!

by Shwilliam May 20, 2010

Penis ants

A code name for an STD.

He was so dirty that I saw the penis ants coming out of his boxers.

by Bidds February 3, 2012

lil penis

gangsta way of saying little dick

person1: yo homeboy you got a lil penis
person2: shut the fuck up (pulls glock)
person3:(continues giving head to person1)

by obama 36 69 21 11 June 22, 2019

penis logs

A phenomenon that is accomplished after the completed act of unprotected anal sex, and the urethra of the penis is backed up with shit, only to be removed by forcefully urinating and pushing the obstruction out, thus creating penis logs.

I just butt-fucked that bitch and now I'm shitting penis logs out my dick!

by sickfuckshitbrainz March 6, 2014

ES-Penis

ES-Penis is having the same person walk in on you all the time when you whip it out and try to take a piss. Science has yet to determine this phenomena as psychic, merely coincidence or homosexual attempts to lure one into a sexual act.

"God damn it! Every time I go to take a piss at work, Bruce walks into the john and uses the goddamn urinal next to me. How does he know when I gotta piss? Does he have ES-Penis?"

by xxxphitzc420xxx July 12, 2009