Poop Tea 

A phenomenon that occurs when feces is left unflushed in a toilet until it dissolves and turns the water an orange-ish shade of brown reminiscent of some herbal teas.

I forgot to flush my deuce this morning before I left for work and found Poop Tea in the water when I opened the lid again.

Poop Tea by Silas Schadenfreude February 20, 2017

poop scotch 

Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.

Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.

poop scotch by anonymous May 5, 2017

Poop and Go

When a person is convincing another they will perform the act of coitus, but in return uses there facilities to perform a bowl movement, and upon finishing leaves the destination hastily.

Dam that girl comes in like we were gonna get it on, she took a dump and ran. She just got me with a Poop and Go

Poop and Go by Jackiepaper June 24, 2017

Poop slap 

A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.

You just got poop slapped.

Poop slap by Bigdikv6 August 7, 2017

Poop muffin 

Butt cheeks...those sweet cheeks you wanna eat!!

Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!

I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!

Poop muffin by Stave1 October 1, 2017

Poop Deck 

1) A kind of balcony deck on a ship/cruise.

2) A deck on a ship you take a dump on.

I took a dump on the dank doodle poop deck. That cruise was lit

Poop Deck by Higgle Dooda October 30, 2017

poop vacuum

The act of recording yourself taking a poop, and then reversing the video so the poop goes back into your butthole like a vacuum.

Yo bro, that poop vacuum video you send me was fucking disgusting but savage as fuck!

poop vacuum by Poop Vacuum November 5, 2017