old phone

the cock of an old man

teen girl sucks oma old phone

by txike April 3, 2018

old noodle

Old nudes

Do you have old noodles?

by AyeFuckitup May 22, 2018

Crazy Old Hag

Mrs.Sims

Damn that Crazy Old Hag (Mrs.Sims) is here

by Firebird1995 May 24, 2018

rolling old ladies

Robbing the elderly

Where did you get all of these watches?

‘I was rolling old ladies for them!’

by Mijopod December 18, 2017

old guy in surfwise

A badass old guy who says it as is doesn’t come with bullshit but trueshit

Old guy in surfwise says I met a Jewish girl named Ellen we got together later that night “she taught me to eat pussy”

by Ur mom 808 April 23, 2018

sucking the old pan handle

Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy

Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.

by pan handel sucker May 2, 2018

Old Poot

Uncle Regis's wife; so it would be your awntie. The family calls her Old Poot but her real name is Mary Jane.

You hanging with Uncle Regis tonight? I hear Old Poot might be there.

by TheNotoriousOne23 April 19, 2018