coniption shit

Getting into an argument with someone to the point where you lose your mind when you are stuck on the crapper.

The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!

by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010

Shit Trip

when someone gets pissed over stupid shit that makes no sence!

Leydin: How dare you hang out wif my ex boyfriend!
Me: hey hey... you know were friends! dont have a shit trip man!

by SunshineeLuvsYou April 13, 2011

shit office

A poor, suboptimal office. According to the short film, "The House that Drips Blood on Alex", a shit office does not exist.

There is no such thing as a shit office Thomas!

by aren55555 December 2, 2010

Thanks Shitting

The act of taking an enormous shit the day after thanksgiving.

Wow tomorrow is going to be a great Thanks Shitting

by Dick loads of ass December 3, 2010

shit's weak

Meaning "shit is weak", this phrase is appropriate when a person, object, or event is weak, not as cool as originally thought, or otherwise lacking.

Examples of when it is appropriate to use this phrase:

Your friend posts a video of a rice rocket on Facebook, exclaiming how cool it is, but it isn't. You comment "Shit's weak."

You buy some espresso from Starbucks, only to find that it isn't as delicious as everyone says. You mumble, "Shit's weak."

You go to a party only to find that most of the attendees are not of the opposite sex (or not of the same sex, whatever floats your boat). "Shit's weak."

by ‽‽‽ December 5, 2010

Shit Trickle

A process by which staff receives the responsibility for problems made by and passed down from inept upper management. This occurrence typically results in staff handling angry phones calls regarding problems that they generally know nothing about but must attempt to correct. Their professional reputation might also be affected by this unfortunate process.

"My administrator messed up this project and now I'm gonna get all these angry phone calls. They're gonna think I'm responsible for it too. What a fuckin' shit trickle...".

by Disgruntled State Employee September 28, 2010

Shit Claymore

Shit Claymore is when a pet or person set a trap for a human by Shitting in a common entrance for said person. Often used for revenge

Zack: "so yesterday i walked in my house and my dog Little Man had shit infront of the door"
John: "Ah the old Shit Claymore trick you must have forgotten to feed him"

by liljohn433 August 16, 2010