Top O' The Marmot

A common sunny day greeting in the Olympic National Park backpacking community. Origins circa 2019.

Hiker One(New): Goodmorning to you sir! Jiminigumbar!
Hiker Two(Trail Vet): Top O' The Marmot to you! Enjoy this sunny day!

by Stormtrooper#7 September 21, 2019

TOP AND DROP

The act of getting top from a male or female then bringing them to the middle of a large body of water and dumping them so that the body won't be found. The act of murdering the person is implied sometime between meeting them and dumping them.

Yo Jay, I did a dope top and drop this weekend, wish you were there to help.

by Daddy Ethy February 9, 2022

Top

LGBT person who gives in sexual stuff

She’s definitely a top
He’s definitely a top

by Blu24 October 16, 2019

Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

Top 10 Family Guy Moments

#10: That one time Peter got fucked

Someone: “Top 10 Family Guy moments. Number 10, that one time Peter got fucked.”

by Peecock.jpeg December 20, 2021

top g spot

The top g spot is the highest rank of being a G, there is the lowest bottom G what is the lowest and least respected, then there is the Top G what is ranked highly in the world, after that there is the top G spot what is the highest ranked G u can be if u are named for being a top g spot u assert all dominance and u can do what ever the fuck u want when u want how u want because u are the TOP G SPOT!

(Brokie boy) “how is that guy driving that Bugatti, fucking my girl smoking a cigar and flexing on the me all at the same time?”
(Bottom G) “brokie boy he’s the top g spot he can do what the fuck he wants Like a top g spot.”

by Thetopgspot January 25, 2025

porn-top

A shitty laptop infested with viruses, likely used for searching up porn.

Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.

by pizarol April 23, 2023