Bulgarian Bestiality Bro

Bulgarians who enjoy horse porn a bit too much, and are oblivious to the idea of deleting search history.

Hey it's Alex that horse fucker guy. Some call him the Bulgarian Bestiality Bro.

by Anon471 February 21, 2022

Your mom bro

You: man I wish I have a mom
Your friend: at least I have a mom
You: *pun*

Your died… rip your mom bro

by Smortdude6578 June 9, 2021

bros before flops

same thing as bros before hoes, just this time it's about computers and not hoes

Damn, she wanted to give me a 2080ti if I went home with her, but then I realised I had a meeting with my homie tonight.

bros before flops

by howdy1! January 19, 2022

Just x bro

The common advice formula given to incels to get a gf. Assumes that their inceldom is due to one thing that can be easily fixed rather than several things that are unchangeable.

Incel: I'm ugly as fuck and can't get laid.

Gigachad: Just x bro.
Just take a shower bro.
Just be confident bro.
Just hold frame bro.
Just go to the gym bro.
Just focus on yourself bro.
Just tell her you like her, bro, it worked for me. I'm only 6'5".

by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023

it's every way bro

Tickling one's butthole while reciting the lyrics to "IT'S EVERY DAY BRO"

It's every way bro:

"YO IT'S TESSA BROOKS, THE COMPETITION SHOOK!"

by SEXYPUTINSCROTUM September 26, 2017

Young sus bros

The best rap crew around who make fire ass tunes. The sus bros consists of 2 sexy ass men called hypernatix ant ttvbootylicker69

Young sus bros dont hit it from the back

by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019

Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.

31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”

by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019