Boat person

A demographic of the British public who can often be found under bridges or near the river, most likely consuming several tins of Carling or another equally boaty beverage. See Freya for reference.

Ah mate did you see that guy nick all those North Face jackets - definitely a boat person

Oi look at that geezer, he’s proper boaty

by chwebb August 22, 2020

tape person

A tape person is like double-faced tape: a bit of a hypocrite with two opposite faces to their personality which makes them irritating and sometimes unbearable.

She told you she didn't like her and praised her at dinner last night. She's such a tape person.

by LizzyT99 October 15, 2021

The Best Person Ever

kace.

-Who’s the best person ever?
-Kace.

by TwojaStara August 3, 2021

Person Pi

Due to being an irrational number, Person π is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or not irrational at all

Person i: I'm back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words composed of things about sex!
Person Pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently...
Person e: 2.718281828459045…
Person i: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE F-
Person ɸ: They can't, they're too dumb

by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024

Black person

Resembles an ape or monkey, enjoys consuming watermelon, kfc, fried chicken and kool-aid. They tend to not be able to breathe and often abuse the right colour (white). All black people are gang members and gangbangers. They can also be called: Monkey, Coon, Nigga(s) and Nigger(s)

Black person: I’m a black guy and I don’t deserve any right!

by supersigmaAJhasrizz July 31, 2024

ten second person

Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.

Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."

by hypnomatic November 24, 2023

Cool person

Someone who listens to NF.

You don't many people who listen to NF.

Only a cool person does it.

by BlackBalloons March 25, 2022