Kicking Your House

When a Black guy bends over a small white girl and shoves his GIANT cock into her asshole and stretches it so much it remains stretched. He then inserts a bottle and drinks the bottle out of her asshole.

I’m kicking your house.

by Playerplays September 9, 2025

Mad House

Motor City Mad house

Has message

My name is ted nugent.

it such a Mad House i can hardly get next to myself, you predophilic brits

by MineOwedWu's July 12, 2021

House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

by Death Menace October 22, 2023

Housed

From the term ‘Shithouse’. When somebody has been a victim of ‘Shithousery’. When you are the recipient of blatant ‘Shithousing’.

“Alright Dave”?
“No! It’s payday and I’m skint, my cunt of a boss has ‘housed’ me

by McBeefhorn June 11, 2021

Kentucky Tiny House

the act of inserting a fried chicken drumstick into an orifice that is not normally large enough to receive it

David: did you hear about the thing Emma did at the party last night?

Jack: yeah, she shoved the entire thing in there. Some people were calling it a "Kentucky Tiny House".

by IAmJacksUsername September 8, 2020

shrub house

A gang of guys that have parties at this one location and don't invite any girls.

Bro let's have a party at the shrub house

by Ilkikeguys June 13, 2017

Rat in my house

DESCRIBES A DOMESTIC LIVING SITUATION IN REFERENCE TO SIGNIFICANT OTHERS INTENDING TO DISRUPT IE CHEESE EATER A BUDDY GUY LYRIC CITED QUOTE

There's a rat in my house and she's running around on two legs

by Harmonica homie March 8, 2021