Ur god a dog

Worst then ur mum gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, and ur bro a hoe. Every time this is said the begins to destroy itself

Tyler: ur mum gay

Adrian: no u
Tyler: well ur daddy lesbian
Adrian: no u
Tyler: ur granny tranny
Adrian: no u
Tyler: ur grandpap a trap
Adrian: no u
*Tyler becomes angry and says something he thinks will destroy Adrian
Tyler: I don’t wanna say this but, ur bro a hoe
Adrian: no u
*Adrian prepares the most terrifying insult and comeback in the universe

Adrian: ur god a dog
* Tyler died and his body vanishes into the air and the universe created a giant black whole that devoured a galaxy

by JesusChrist8 March 18, 2018

gift of the sun god

another name used forcocaine

gift of the sun god = cocaine

by Schwamm April 29, 2005

God save us

Aw fur fuck sake

"I used to pee the bed when I was 14"
"God save us bob"

by Watermelongrease69 November 20, 2014

god of cold pizza

that annoying guy that leaves the pizza box open and it gets cold.

Billy: Hey Bob! Did you like that party yesterday?
Bob: It was nice, but Joe is a god of cold pizza. don't invite him next time.

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 December 11, 2016

god fucking shit

Something said when too many profane words come to mind in a pissy situation.

GOD FUCKING SHIT! You always win at goldeneye multiplayer!!!

by thedoodler August 10, 2003

I Speel god

You're basically epic. Though you can't type correctly but that's the best part of speeling god. Speeling god means you've got a bad keyboard and can't spell the words correctly. So when someone tells you you don't spell correctly, you say "I speel god" instead of I spell good, because you speel god.

I speel god YESS
This is me Challon' JAW and I am a god speeler.
There is no point on being a god speeler if there are no other god speelers.

by Jespy Inger Wachoski August 31, 2022

If God see fit

Old people's way of saying that they may not live to be around for a defined event.

Granddaughter: "How old are you, Grandma?"

Grandma: "If god see fit, 86 in July."

by Zetsch_069 November 17, 2021