ohio cream pie

When a guy from Ohio ejaculates inside any orifice.

“Last night, Britton gave me one of his world famous Ohio Cream Pies!”

by JojoMelons February 6, 2021

cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex

Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.

by Azarius Jenkins February 8, 2021

lean green mean cream machine

lacie

“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny

by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021

muckers cream

Muckers cream is a foul thick brown poo like substance which is featured on dick&doms bungalow.

You fancy a bit of muckers cream mate.

by Frasslerdez February 13, 2021

Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.

Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.

by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021

Ice Cream Sandwich

a sex position were to big brolic black guys fuck one skinny white guy.

"Requis ice cream sandwiched jerry"

by somedumbshitwhiteguy February 22, 2021

Cream-e

A cream-e also known as Eulers-cream is when you ejaculate in 2.718281828459 seconds.

This is very similar to a cream pi, where you cum in 3.14159265359 seconds.

Dude 1: So how was your date last night?
Chad 2: We did so much foreplay i accidentally made a cream pi
Dude 1: Well, I made a cream-e looking at Riley Reid yesterday

by James McCockintown February 25, 2021