Fromunda Cheese

See Smegma.

I brushed my smegma with your toothbrush that time you let me use the bathroom at your house.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

rotten cheese

when the 'stuff' on a males testicles has past its sell by date and become rotten.

Lil Ritchie: "hey dude, fancy a nibble of my rotten cheese?"

by Tanya! June 20, 2007

Head Cheese

Gunk or paste that grows between a guys balls and lower anus, when he does not have a bath for a week or more. Or the remnants of poop and sweat buildup.

1. Man you smell so bad, you'd gotta have head cheese growing down there!

2.Theres no cheese like head cheese!..... eww :-P

by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 30, 2007

cheese dick

Someone who continuously tries to screw you over while playing video games.

I won't play with Smash Brothers with Dave Murdoch anymore, he's being a cheese dick.

by Lunch Box January 30, 2005

cheese grater

when you put your nuts in a girls mouth and beat off on her forehead or chest while she chews on your nuts

Bob: Dude Sally gave me a sloppy cheese grater
Ted:Sweet dude!

by Alex April 27, 2004

frumunda cheese

The balled up toilet paper and poo particles stuck in your chode hair (taint and ass hair) that has been left to turn into a pungent stank from under. A minimum of 24 hours of fermentation is required to turn chody into aged frumunda cheese.

That was an awesome concert but I have been driving for 8 hours straight and now my chody has turned to frumunda cheese.

by Wolfballs September 30, 2009

Cheese-grater

Feels as long and drawn out as taking a cheese-grater to your testicles. Even if it's not for a very long time, the mind wishes it would be over with quickly.

Playing some RPG's is like reading a good book except that at the end of each page/chapter, you have to take a cheese-grater to your nuts for several hours (ie: leveling up).

by Pickleton August 29, 2003