by 1ts y3 b01 June 3, 2020
Get the Bonermug. It is the perfect PENIS real long, real thick and real nice MUSHROOM HEAD.
CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.
It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.
CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.
It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.
That EXTRAORDINARY BONER DOUG hey tell JOE to go in dry into that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE because of gay bashing self-hating ASSH0LE he is, won't have soon
Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.
You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.
Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.
You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 10, 2021
Get the EXTRAORDINARY BONERmug. When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
by Incubator September 18, 2023
Get the Boner patrolmug. a sensation in your ass caused by heightened bloodflow and excessive pent up steam- akin to the feeling one gets when they pop a boner, but with your butt!
symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.
if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:
symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.
if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:
by aintapuppy June 7, 2025
Get the Butt Bonermug. 
Get the boner fart dfsgdsfgsdfgmug. The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.
Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.
by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023
Get the Rage Bonermug. When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner
This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
by ~unsatisfied_with_my_service~ December 5, 2022
Get the Art-bonermug.